you could have easily said “I find it strange how cocky your absurd and out-of-place comment is. What a total moron you are.” and it actually sounds much more natural

Humor has been lost in this world. Thank your local leftist. Perturbed, triggered, and out out at every joke or slight.

I wish you were my english teacher. Join our school instead!! You’re hilarious

you poor soul, you have no idea how many times you use words Shakespeare invented do you? you seem suspiciously critical of this writer’s work. your sad irritation is misplaced and baseless! (yes I did use words from the list. do you see how many are used so easily? where would we be without his works hmm?)

I find it “suspicious” how “sanctimonious” your “laughable” and “misplaced” comment is. What a “monumental” moron you are.

Well lucky for you, I am here. Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? Tell me where to meet and I’ll gladly ride my horse and carriage to your lovely estate to pick you up! It is my honor to meet someone who appreciates my art and rejects the art from a modern facebook mom.

big agree!